Reading Time: 1 minutes. Heres something that Ive learned that I hope I can help with. We are just silently, without talking, sending things back and forth Like, Id send her this. Yeah, we never had a vaccination, never had But they even kept, like,medicine I didnt know anything about medicine. But I would say, follow your dream First of all, I thought you did a great job, but follow your dreams. Transcripts & captions for a better media workflow. Oh yeah! [crowd laughs] -Why? [crowd laughs] No, I dont like to judge cause I do stupid things, we all do Everyone does stupid things. Id never done comedy before and but Istarted thinking, well, it would ring fora long time its a big place and then hed put meon hold because hes a busy guy and Onward Christian Soldiers would play but it was live, not a tape and Im not gonna do the whole thing. Its actually one of my first dance teachers and also the dance team coach. Was there a problem with the meal, everything OK? In 2008, she married her longtime girlfriend Portia de Rossi. Ill bring a gown in case theres a captain from a boat that I have to have dinner with. Put that in perspective. We didnt have a six but we hada nine and a half. And [crowd laughs and claps] We try on everything that were gonnaput on our body except for socks, I realize. That was my first voice I had and Sinbad dressed me for that, by the way. We all have our things that we do, that kind of doesnt make sense. It's all on Hulu. And in the bad times, remember, they wont last forever. I dont No. Im the be-kind girl. Im trying to do What he do, with raise the roof? Everybodys fine with that. I dont deserve it, give it to thelady there. 05:07. Ellen Degeneres Commencement Speech Transcript 2020, Congressional Testimony & Hearing Transcripts. What do you guys think, do you like them? Ellen Degeneres: (01:39) They dont even Theyve done some gardening, theyve gone on a picnic theyre on the lake in a boat, theyve gone to get ice cream. Garrett, who appears to have since deleted the tweet in question, appeared on The Ellen DeGeneres Show six times between 2004 and 2007. In 2016, she received the Presidential Medal of Freedom. For the shoes to see themselves, cause youcant. I mean [crowd laughs] Its about winning. I mean, whenever youre closeted, youre always thinking about it. You know. Those look good. I dont know if some person, a customer in the restaurant. https://www.scripts.com/writer/ellen_degeneres/5244. [rap song playing] Yeah, yeah, Ay, I remember syrup sandwiches and crime allowances And the green beans on the side. Can you do it without? Ill put mine on real quick. Theyve gotten a pottery class, theyve played frisbee with a dog. DeGeneres became my favorite comic within one hour of Thats what they should be doing. dear Ellen. Gillian: And it didn't happen. I had a great life. I was raised in New Orleans and we Its a wonderful place to grow up and Iwas raised Christian Science. Hes got dandruff. On Wednesday, embattled comedian Ellen DeGeneres confirmed that she'll end her eponymous talk show after next season. But you know, to find the mountain gorillas they live in the mountains and they are in the jungle in the mountains. Did someone have a bird in the hand and said: Theres two in the bush. "What a beautiful, beautiful journey that we have been on together," DeGeneres told the crowd. Thank you. However, when I saw her stand up special, Here and Now, I laughed to the point of tearsI don't think I'd ever immediately admired a comic so much. These are good, I like these. As reported in the Los Angeles Times, the comedian sold the . But the job of graduation speaker is to give you some wisdom that I have acquired over the years, so thats what I am going to do. Thats Theres hair in it already and you just Now, its like, its grown. She And she has no memory either. My friend has really upset me by what hesaid. And he said: Well then, I shall draw you a bathmaam. And I said: You dont have to announceit all the time. Andy Lassner: (06:25) I had to learn about it on the commercial. Flatten it out. [crowd claps] But I do love these expressions. Back that ass up Start your free trial to watch Ellen DeGeneres: Here and Now and other popular TV shows and movies including new releases, classics, Hulu Originals, and more. The next year she received two Emmy Award nominations for her stand-up comedy special Ellen DeGeneres: Here and Now. Her stand-up career started in the early 1980s, and included a 1986 appearance on . People who live in glass houses should never throw stones, but they should always wear pants. I know you dont think thats as important but it really is. But I really For a few minutes there it really seemed like it was goingwell and I thought everyone in Hollywoodthats closeted is gonna come out after me I pictured like a stampede of wildelephants like every closeted actor andactress in Hollywood But instead, they were like littlemeerkats coming out of their little meerkat closets. In an interview with The Hollywood Reporter, DeGeneres said she had planned to end the show after season. On Wednesday, the daytime show announced that after 19 seasons the final episode will air May 26. I had a successful sitcom. -Fine. [crowd laughs] They try to be so fancy when you go intothe fine dining. Ellen DeGeneres trying to convince us that her show is ending because of lack of creativity, when we know it's Dakota Johnson who ended it. [crowd laughs] [claps], I dont have that many childhood memories. If you put your money where your mouth is, you might end up swallowing a penny. Maam. And anyway. Thank you very much! Ellen Degeneres: (00:19) Fine dining. -Hows the dining? Youre 21 and youve already accomplished more than I had at that age. And, even though I knew that was gonna be difficult. Thank you. By Morgan Sung. And Im gonna do that with my finger for a while because, I dont wanna judge. The ladder is an adult purchase if you really think about it. I dont know, I just dont I put it in there. I love being vegan. Does it work? But [crowd claps] -But Im not in any pain -And you wontbe. I think thats why I dont wannahave to take any of these things I see advertised on I just I wanna eat right, I wanna take care of myself, I wanna work out. Yep, you could get that for sure. Is there a teacher tWitch that you want to give a shout out to? Its on your mind cause youre worried that someones gonna find out. Nobody should be on anybody elses path. Andy Lassner: (06:21) *Ellen holds up two black and white photos showing David and Iman modelling clothes. Look, theyre fine. These are good. Are there ten I just guessed. Thank you. You dont buy a ladder when youre a teenager. I was younger than that I think Michael Jackson was in NewOrleans and I was so I heard where he was, that what street he was on and so, Ichased, I didnt chase. Got birds and Im runnin, yeah, bout a hundred, yeah Dont let anyone try and talk you out of them. They were vaping and And they were like: Its Ellen,oh my God, its Ellen. And Im like [crowd laughs] and then I realized I pulled up, and the gaspump was over here and my tank was back here, on this side ofthe car. If youre graduating high school, congratulations. It is." 06 of 10. -Well, that comeswith Parmesan cheese. Ellen DeGeneres has told viewers she is ending her long-running TV show because "I truly have felt like next season was the right time" to bring it to a close. With tear-stained cheeks, Ellen DeGeneres signed off her chatshow for the final time on Thursday, ending a daytime TV juggernaut that had lasted 19 years. OK. And it had been the whole time. Itll put everything in perspective. Ellen Degeneres: Here and Now features a concert which was captured live at the Beacon Theater in New York, and was originally broadcast on HBO. tWitch: (06:46) I dont wanna stop you. One, two a day. They dont know who he is. The performance is in English, with no multiple language options included. Everything was fine, thank you. Ellen Degeneres: (07:36) Im going down back in stay there for a little while.. They So, now everybodys pretty cool with thefact Im gay. The show was actually called "These Friends of Mine" in its first season, but the name was changed to avoid . millionaire | 15K views, 250 likes, 55 loves, 35 comments, 8 shares, Facebook Watch Videos from Ellen DeGeneres: I bet each one of these kids is a millionaire by now. Theres a teacher I want to give a special shout out to. This is ridiculous. And hum So Im sitting in the solarium eating mybreakfast and I was on my third or fourth bite of cutepineapple that Batu was feeding me and I said: Batu, Im not hungry, Ive lost my appetite. Thats good good advice. I almost stopped but then sirens wereright behind me and showing up so I keptgoing and I found out later it was her. Transcribe your audio files to find high-impact insights in minutes. Follow that, but I think that signs do help us and I think that if we pay attention to those signs, they do guide us. That was a religion we were. But now Im countin this I had gotten to the point where it was more important for me to feel proud of who I was and live my truth than worry about what other people thought of me. I mean, if someone does something rude in traffic to you, you can honk and let themknow your disapproval and I I shouldnt even have a horn in my car. Actually, you dont even have to be that smart, just dont tell people to drink bleach. I went on safari and I looked like I should have been on safari. Id say: Do you mind if I write it down and give it to you and then you take it in the kitchen? Anyway, it turns out that its May, in case you lost track out there. Andy Lassner: (06:14) I dont think she did. But Im not [crowd laughs] Oh, look how happy you are. Now, she's addressing them directly about her decision to end . Theres a squirrel. So I have a step ladder, but I love it just the same, I do. [message received noise] [crowd laughs] Id send her this. Oh. Cause I used to writeall the time. Ill do that, thank you. I pulled a muscle putting on a sports bra and Those are too tight, they are too tight. Buenas tardes, estudiantes. Ellen DeGeneres definitely did not accept an invitation to Dakota Johnson's birthday party earlier this fall. Youse a fine motherfucker, wont you back that ass up That was somebodys idea. Im good. [crowd claps], Thats a job, there are so many jobs when you think aboutit. 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