Their method of greeting each other by smashing their skulls together was only the first incident in which he became aware of their unfamiliar customs. Can you stay awake for me?, Peter almost nodded his head down, snapping out of sleep once again. I think you scared him enough to derail the Snot Town Express., Peter laughs as Clint fingerspells the last S on Express., Clint puts his hands on Peters wrists and Peter nods. Takes place 10 months after Spider-Man: Homecoming. Banner doesnt know Im helping Cap. Whether its the authoritative tone or just the desperate need to clear his sinuses, Loki meekly obeys, blowing his nose long and loud, then interrupts himself with another sneeze before blowing it again and giving them all a baleful watery-eyed look. He wont stop sneezing. Heroes of the future come back in time to tell the Demigods of Camp Half-Blood what is to come. peter and his friends are drinking, and they decide to play a game. Steve nods and Peter listens closely with the stethoscope. Im the top mechanical engineer in the world and all anyone wants around here is a handy man., Peter opens his textbook and rubs his eyes. He shivered, arms crossed, as he held them closely to his chest. Yeah, Im good, but now that all the excitement is over, its back to my boring reading., Bruce looks back at his papers. Peter also knows that Dr. Broccoli., Peter takes off his blindfold. Cinnamon. or; Peter is sickor or; Febuwhump prompt 11(fever). Itll make them worse.. Hell be fine, Thor. Steve looks back and he looks terrible. Peter stops thinking about those memories and focuses on Clints fingers because Clint goes really fast. Feeling the need to Percy Jackson x Avengers crossover It would only be Happy for now. Banana. The two only use sign language when Clint wants to throw in an insult or a private joke between him and Peter. Are you unwell, brother?. "What What are you talkin about, Pete? Location, my room.. "Peter, calm down," Tony pleaded, stretching out his arm as he slowly inched his way toward his petrified kid. Come help. So, there we were, team Avengers, fighting a giant naked Hulk. The two had bonded over Clints shared admission and Peter even learned sign language in case Clints hearing aids broke and he needed a translator. Its warm, but sneezes tend to warm up the body, even making a person sweaty, without producing a fever. Its this damn world, Loki snarls, his words thick with congestion. Yes? He clears his throat and sniffs, earning a filthy look from Clint. Ill make sure it never hurts you again., Peter stammers. Sam uses his best impression of a boxing announcer. Peter cant help but smile at the symbol they use for Bruce. After Aunt May suddenly dies, Peter has nowhere to go. He thinks I have diarrhea., Hawkeye smirks and signs. Thats the best excuse when you have to leave quickly and you dont want anyone asking follow up questions., Peter nods and continues the silent conversation. Its between Peter and Captain America. I feel just awful about what happened.. On the press of a button it sprung off of its hooks and formed around him. Peter getting injected with a mystery substance and going feral. Every avengers looked up from their places at Peter who waved an awkward Hi. Thats not fair. Another rapid fire sneeze escapes and he stifles this one with the toilet paper too. He was Head of Security, not a babysitter. Its from Nat. Luckily, theres a certain mentor of his, who comes in to save himin more ways than one. Peter looks at the normal temperature reading. baekhyun04, TiaMaja, 10firmamenttokitsune, Goppymayo, Petals_n_posies2, 3AM_Conspiracy, razzberryomega, MysteriousKnowledge13, Silver_Captain82403, Koala_04, Lili_Monarch, AreejApples, Linssess, Lio26, PlatinumInk, Fredspon, Heido_o7, Midnighthowler, Moss_Patch, DRaGoON_TeE_GrEAt, vampirenightwingz, Pansexual_Overlord05, Jack_Anti_Septic_Eye, anxiety_banana, bienchen1024, jesuismoi7, Arehman22, Grimm44556677, angry_kid_with_no_money, bekah_curlygirl, AlimMay, Hufflepuff_06, ace_ing_it, Frenchwriter340, AdrianSunflowerSky, CaptainAnnie6, webcrtwz, estanxn, secreteclipse, Ashes_ink, Bonky_bornes, Yumy_67, ManicGods98, percabeth37, It_The_Cat, Mia_Miles, Tigerkid14, Aqua_Dragon, Blappin15, DoctorsOrdersDiAngelo, and 70 more users Clint Barton & Peter Parker & Natasha Romanov, Tony Stark Acting as Peter Parker's Parental Figure. Natasha looks so sweet while she cares for Cap, but when she speaks, she has murderous undertones. Oh. Steve holds his hands up in surrender. That level of debauchery was too much for his 1940s brain to handle.. He looks down at the message. I have a grill with my name on it., Steve takes his blindfold fully off. This calls for a celebration. He just needs to get away from well, fields and grass and things. And Im real sorry about your ears. Its an allergy, Bruce explains, taking his glasses off. He doesn't want to move in with Bruce, but seeing as he can't Percy Jackson fanfiction, Son of Fury. Its like the saying goes; When the parents are away, the kids will play. No, thats a lie. Peter wants to spare Cap from the angry lecture that Bruce is sure to give him, so Peter has to keep the good doctor from finding out at all costs. He goes into his bedroom, turns off the lights, burns some incense, and meditates. Thats too much information, Pete.. His world went black as he hit the ground. Dangerous," Peter cried. It looks like theres an entire box worth of crumpled up tissues in there. Its hard to tell a persons tone in a text, but Peter assumes that if Nat is asking for help, things have gotten well out of control. Peter is trying to get a group photo with the Avengers to rub in flashes face, however Clint wont smile, choosing to mess about. Garlic. Still, the God of Mischief would do nothing. Cheese. I could never understand what I did to you. Peter's life was looking up, especially when he got into the same highschool as Ned. Nat even held a gun to his head to try to scare him, but I think fears the cure for hiccups., Steve sniffs. Dunno, and quickly changes the subject, So, did you have a good mediation session?, Bruce yawns and reaches for his watering can. Its summertime, Banner. Sniffing like that is revolting. Peters jelly laid forgotten once Tony left. Nats perfume His nose twitches, but he doesnt sneeze. Buckys his friend, not his freakin fanboy.. Work Search: I have to fix Nats blow dryer and Im not really looking forward to starting that project. A small slice of fruit is placed under Peters nose. He completely forgot that today was lab day! I rather think youre right, he says at last, defeated, the words distorted by the stuffed-up nose. Stay back! "You don't know. Natasha has her hand on Steves thigh for moral support and Clint is holding an empty tissue box. Bruce is right where Peter left him. quackson4life, PrussianDragon, TalinNurmi, Zana_Zira, BlueStarAtSunrise, Queen_of_Curses, Oreina, turtle_gem, Pono7412, nicoisawsome11, Alli_Attorney, pnkprincess, Snakey_kun, EverlastingPetals, rainy_days_and_blue_skies, Avalkalove, froogle_moogle, Astralactivity, BlackCatRunning, Margaret89, Daidaiiro, 0FrerardPhan0, KissMyFrogPhotography, Rainbow_Gigglemug, KnitReadRepeat, LittleSmudge, GoingToAsgard, joannofarc, Viconia, quinn_goblin, vamp0202, Weather, Xmarksthespot, kiiriminna, silmarlfan1, cy_grl, daemoninwhite, GoldenHelikaon, ShadowE, DeathjunkE, curi_o, Skelepuppy, Secret_H, athenethegoddess02, temporalgambit, amity88, AzzerThePirate, LokkaNightNyx, shadynaiad, anruiukimi, and 16 more users (Soulmate!AU) In a world where soulmates share wounds and scars, you are born missing your left arm. After Per Nico di Angelo had one job - shadow travel to 15 Grimmauld Place in London and reap a soul. He moves the metal circle over different parts of Steves lungs, and it all sounds clear. But birthday or not, Im still firing up the grill. He addresses the rest of the room, and sees Bruce walking back into the office. "No, no! The answer isnt a yes or a no, but Hawkeye can read lips, unlike Peter, so he mouths the words that he doesnt really want to say aloud. Steve opens his mouth to protest the accuracy of Clints sentence, but the delayed sneeze from before shoots out of him and Steve has just enough time to shove a clump of toilet paper in front of his nose and mouth so that he doesnt accidently spray his doctor. Prompt 24 sneezingSteve has a sneezing fit and Natasha and Clint need Peter's help to take care of the sneezing super soldier. If not, were never going to mention this again.. Dirty sock. This is just a sad excuse to have another barbecue., Sam laughs. Are you- Bruce hesitates, glancing at the others. How about you leave the destruction of the world for another day? Steve suggests. I have to leave now because I really cant wait., Bruce looks up this time. Peter comes down with the flu, but a certain superhero makes sure he doesn't have to deal with it on his own. Its so nice to turn off the stress of the day even if its just for two hours. He cant stop sneezing., Steve shakes his head. Bless you. Tony starts to laugh. Ned grimaced as they reached the gate. While living in Tartarus with his mother he stumbles upon Luke, retrieving the sarcophagus of Kronos. He does not need anything else to happen. I don't think I've ever heard you sneeze before." "It's just the dust in the air, Tony," Steve said with exasperation. Sam, my birthday was weeks ago. Sort by: Hot. You can use this to blow your nose.. 1.2K Stories. Steve uses his sleeve to wipe his eyes and a wad of toilet paper to scrub at his nose. Im procrastinating too. Im gonna puke if I have to hear him- do that again. And his snapchat stories. Peters stethoscope is still hanging around his neck, but if Bruce asks, Peter will tell him that he just forgot to take it off. The kids probably right. Do you want me to destroy that stethoscope, Peter? What happened?, Tony sits up. Storytime. No, you can keep it. anger Them the Avengers were spying on some kid because he had a suspicious file! Is Cap ok?, His head is buried in Nats chest and shes rocking him like a baby. That is incorrect. No mfine. Sorry if this is a little cold.. "No, no, no! I dont eat broccoli., Steve shakes his head. Coffee He pauses at the last one and theres a collective intake of breath. Fuck. Self-filled prompt from avengerkink which I couldn't help writing. On Your Six Chapter 1: Steve: Sick, an avengers fanfic | FanFiction 2012 It started with a sneeze "Did you just sneeze? I can't" Peter gripped clumps of his hair. Steve answers with a stuffed-up nose. "Stay away from me!" The winner gets the bragging rights to be crowned the best super smeller of the Avengers. The first thing Peter sees when he reaches the doorway of Natashas room is Steve sitting on the bed. Youre good.. I think this might be a sneezing fit., Clint stands up from the bed and moves over to the rolling computer chair. Loki sniffs deliberately, then his nose twitches and he sneezes. And the winner is Steve Rogers. He stopped sneezing. Peter, have I ever told you about the time that Bruce fell in the shower?, Peters face lights up at the possibility of a distraction from boredom. The story lightens up the mood in the office and soon after, Tony heads to his workshop to do actual work, and Peter and Bruce settle into their tasks. Percy, after finding Sally Jackson and discovering his demigod heritage, has been l. fanfiction. Peter is laughing so hard that he has to wipe away a tear. Peters not sure how Clint gets from the computer chair to the bed so quickly, but hes grateful that Clints second pair of hands can go over Peters to mute out all sounds completely. I'm not in control!" Find out what other deviants think - about anything at all. Peter is sitting on Bruces rolling chair, with a blindfold on, waiting for the first object. However, Percy's patron saves him by sending him to another universe. anger is all i have been good at Thats another reason that hes a terrible liar. Peter fills Bruces meditation time with fun group activities like parties in the office, video game tournaments, and more. Oh, yeah. Bruce puts the watering can back down. He cant see his audience with his blindfold, but he knows that Steve, Tony, Sam, Nat, and Clint are watching with anticipation. left kudos on this work! There was this one time that Bruce slipped in the shower. They're hoping to help the wizards and witches defeat "I tried as hard as I could to understand why you all abandoned me. Peter is great at keeping secrets, but terrible at telling lies. You think I read that? (not in the way he wanted to, anyways.). Onion. But things went sour when he ended up three doors down, trapped with the Blac Another prophecy, another quest. Clint plays with the snow globe on Nats computer table. He quickly discovered more over the next few days of travelling and, in the privacy of his head; he wryly conceded that Gandalf had been right. Sam lifts Steves arm, as Steve lifts a corner of his blindfold to see. Chocolate. Somehow it ends with everyone laughing at the faces Clint is pulling which makes a better photo anyway.So good that Tony actually lets him post it on his Instagram. An immune response to certain proteins in the allergen, triggering-. Get out of my head!". Here Cap. But doe Percy Jackson just came back from war. Loki, dont rub your eyes. You need it a lot more than I do., He goes to pat Lokis forearm, then thinks better of it as he remember the mess on the gods sleeves and claps him on the shoulder instead. Who finds it the most hilarious thing they've ever seen? As the dust settled, she spotted a red-hooded girl being scolded by what appeared to be a Schnee of all people; all due to mishandling of property or whatever. Do you want me to get Dr. Hulk guy?. Steve makes a motion to look up because he senses that Peters in the doorway, but a sneeze attacks him. The videogame tournaments get insanely competitive when Peter plays first- person shooter games against the razor-sharp reflexes of Hawkeye and Captain America. Yes, they won, but at what cost? His scars from past surgeries weren't making him queasy to look at anymore, only a reminder of what he survived. There was quite a bit of blood. Laundry detergent He takes a break to turn his head and sneeze into his fist. No, Mr. Stark. Ive been gone long enough for Bruce to start to worry., Peter laughs. Does he get any sympathy? Reading/writing sickfics is my guilty pleasure and I couldn't help myself (more info in notes). Steve tries to be polite and stifle the sneeze as much as he can, but that just causes his nose to burn from the effort. 76 guests Were out of ideas. Percy has lived through two wars but can he survive working as the assistant to someone whose ego matches up to Zeus? Peter heads down the hallway. Youyou don't know. Clint and Peter use sign language in a later story as well. Peter and I have work to do.. During that time of deep focus and calm, Bruces medical partner Peter does the opposite. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. I want all of you to appreciate how cute this artwork is, it's so simple but so adorable, Peter is the usual and because I'm nice, It's Stony time bb. To be entirely truthful, he learned more about the peoples of Middle Earth from one talk with the well-educated. The winner gets the bragging rights to be crowned the best super smeller of the Avengers. Heaps of fluff and cuddles! A half an hour later Vision made his way to Wanda's room with a tray in hand, on it a bowl of soup, all sorts of medicine, a glass of water and another with orange juice - he wasn't sure which one would the ailing Avenger girl prefer. Do antihistamines work on Asgardians and if so, do they make Loki drowsy? Loki encounters a new Midgardian hazard: pollen. Thor doesnt lower Mjlnir but he frowns, confused and concerned. Anti-? Thor tries out the unfamiliar word and gives up. sneeze sneezefic # 5 Spider-Man's Cat Allergy by TheThrowaway835 6.4K 47 8 A short story where Spiderman is allergic to cats. The greatest supervillain Earths ever faced and the God of Chaos at that taken down by some flowers?. Ill be there as soon as I can, kid. Whatever she said makes Clint twitch and sit up a little straighter in his chair. You snorted a lot of shit up your nose earlier today during that contest.. Loki spins sharply, wiping his watery eyes with his other sleeve, trying to look menacing but failing as hes overcome by another big uncontrollable sneeze. He sits on the chair to be eye level with Steve. Medicine to stop him sneezing. Peter takes the stethoscope from around his neck. Percy Jackson X Harry Potter by GingerNinja4573. Lavender. Taking a deep breath in, Peter opened the car door, and greeted Happy quietly. Does anything hurt, Cap?. In his lair, dosed up on hayfever medication procured by one of his minions and wrapped in a blanket, Loki curls up in a corner, bewildered by the sudden onset of overwhelming drowsiness, and falls asleep. hermes x oc or, the acadec team drinks and plays two truths and one lie. Either way, he fell and hit his head hard. Your phone reminds you of that?, Bruce must have heard the multiple dings from Nats incoming messages. Are you saying you have hayfever?. When you finally meet your soulmate, Bucky feels guilt for not only what . Thanks., Steve continues. Superhero-ing cant stop for the common cold. Blow your nose, Loki.. I, um, I have to get back to the office. Um, also I dont want to use the lab bathroom because, well, Im going to be a while. I've got to make this happen more in fics :), (See the end of the work for more notes.). I'd really like to see the Avengers come face to face with a pink-nosed, watery-eyed sniffly supervillain who can't stop sneezing. You forgot, didnt you? Peter looked embarrassed away. May forgot to tell Happy and Tony that Peter wasn't at school and Happy gets worried. What is this hayfever? Thor asks, looking blankly from Bruce and Tony and back again. Antihistamine, Bruce repeats. Peter points the gun at Steves forehead and clicks it, to get a real temperature reading. 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